Sssh.
You did NOT read this.
Last night at a movie theatre, Marvel rounded up the Red Dot Island's geeks and fans (of which Red Dot Diva sneaked in as part of the herd), confisticated all their electronic devices (even those that recorded nary a thing aka the Kindle!) and force-fed them popcorn and Coke while they underwent a V.E.S. (i.e. Very Exclusive Screening).
Word is, that the V.E.S. was so exclusive in Asia, that the film reel was hand-carried by a trusted personnel to Red Dot Island.
Red Dot Diva is still reeling over what happened... what she has SEEN and HEARD. The sensory after-effects are strong but she says that any true geek deserves to know these vital information. And she puts her life in danger transmitting the following data.
*something.. a shadow? .... just moved on one of Diva's security cam*
( gulp)
She has to hurry. So... commit these down to memory. Quick.
1. "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." will premiere September 24 on ABC (USA) at 8 PM EST.
And you MUST NOT Miss It!
Miss it and you will not be prepared to enter into Level 7, where all wondrous things will be revealed to you.
2. The Whedon is BACK. For those who missed Joss' writing and direction on their TV screens, you will weep with joy when "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." hits the ground running, right from the first episode.
Witty snappy dialogue - YES! Shady backstories - YES! Way-cool female characters - YES, YES! Scooby-doo-gang interactions - YES! Danger of your favourite character being killed? ummm... Knowing Joss, Red Dot Diva will say most probably YES! (The early signs are all there. First Joss will get you to love these characters and then.............. T_T ).
3. Diva knows that you know that Coulson Lives! (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!) But she will also dare say that he Lives and ROCKS it as an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. like he just had a week's supply of mai tais on some Bali-nesque island somewhere.
(Diva sighs. What's it with cool confident older men, huh? mmmmm...)
Just look at The Coulson-Confidence...
4. Eye-candy Galore. As in, don't worry geek guys. You will have your fair share of smart, beautiful (and possibly dangerous) ladies to crush on in "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." And if you love biceps too, even if you like 'em muscles all beautiful, lean, wrapped in Jessica Rabbit-red and inanimate ... like as in a car.... maybe? Well then. Red Dot Diva guarantees that you would be --Sold-- to the new series, like a Singaporean uncle collector to a MacDonald's Hello Kitty giveaway.
5. Promise of A Larger Universe Enfolding. Joss Whedon is the master of story-telling in parallel and crossing arcs. So start mentally training for that now. If you are not familiar with Joss' style of delivery, watch "Firefly". Watch "Buffy" or "Angel". And once you have gained access into Level 7, Red Dot Diva says that there will be more surprises and heartbreaks to come. Although by then, Diva warns that you will find it extremely difficult to kick the endorphin addiction.
*scuffles of metal at Diva's hideout*
They are coming.
Diva's gotta go dark now.
Commit all these to memory and help spread the word.
Watch Out For "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."!
The Geek World depends on it!
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